Shrink: You're Catholic, right? I mean, that's where the guilt stuff comes from?
Me: No, but really good guess.
Shrink: Jewish?
Me: Nope. But another good guess.
Shrink: OK, then, just tell me.
Me: Presbyterian.
Shrink: Then what the hell are you even doing here?
P.S. Random baseball quote of the day (from Crash Davis to Ebby Calvin Laloosh): "Anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it."
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